Dah sekian lama saya tak update blog.Yola,nak kena g CC lagi so better saya tggu dapat laptop.hehe.Ini kira bagus sbb dapat juga saya update blog nikan.Saya ada something untuk dikongsi bersama.Take a look yer.
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."
"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."
"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Mental Hospital."
"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."
"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"
If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?
"say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."
He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
"Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."