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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Kepeningan melanda



Pagi tadi saya terbangun apbla roomate saya bangun.Dari gayanya nmpk macam sleep walking tpi bile diamati mmg dia sedar.hehe..Pastu dia dgn sng hatinyer membuka pintu bilik lalu ke toilet.Rupanye dia nak mandi lalu secara otomatiknye saya melihat jam tangan putih yg ta brape putih tu dan saya agk tkezut beruk kerana jam menunjukkan pukul 5.30am..Im so surprised coz pling awl dye bgn pon about 6 am..Tapi dgn kengantokan yg melanda saya tdk ade masa nk komen apa2 pd dia.Bila dia da kmbli ke bilik,dia tgk jam dan dia agk tkezut beruk sbb jam bru pkui 5.41am..haha..Lalu dgn perasaan yg bercampur baur dia tido blik..kuangkuang..Yes!

Monday, March 22, 2010

awakened

Hari ni setelah seminggu saya bercuti,kelas pertama adalah kelas En.Siri..Hari ni En.Siri ajar cara nak buat blog.Satu bonus bagi saya,kak su dan emie sebab kami dah sedia ada blog kami sendiri.hehe..Memang pagi tadi agak liat untuk saya bangun pergi ke kelas.huhu..Tengah bersiap2 nak pergi kelas tiba2 roomate saya menjerit.Saya fikir ada lipas ke,ulat terbang ke tapi rupa2nya dia dapat satu mesej yg agak menggembirakan.Saya rasa korang semua boleh tekakan?Roomate saya tu tiada kelas pagi nie..Arrgghh!Agak cemburu ye di sini.So dengan gembiranya dia terus tidur balik.hurm,rezeki dia agaknya.Saya agak pening nak tukar layout blog nie.Nak cari yang cantik2 bukannya susah tapi saya agak cerewet.hehe.

Monday, March 8, 2010

for girl

Dah sekian lama saya tak update blog.Yola,nak kena g CC lagi so better saya tggu dapat laptop.hehe.Ini kira bagus sbb dapat juga saya update blog nikan.Saya ada something untuk dikongsi bersama.Take a look yer.

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Mental Hospital."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?
"say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
"Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."